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Kate Hudson & Chris Robinson Divorce: A secret scandal will emerge!

What's up with all the celebrity couples splitting up? First Carmen and Dave, then Travis and Shanna Barker...okay, so we weren't THAT shocked about the Barkers. After witnessing the gross and greedy way she was spending money on their MTV show, we think it's a good thing he pulled the plug on their union.

he ones we're disappointed about are Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson. She's an Aries and he's a Sagittarius--both creative, free-spirited fire signs. And while we do think Ryder is long overdue for his first hair cut, we also admired their ability to be all hippie dippy in the heart of Hollywood. Since no one's talking about the cause of the split, we can't help but turn to the stars for some answers.

So what happened? Three words: Sun conjunct Saturn (huh?!). From July 23-August 22nd, both the illuminating Sun and challenging Saturn tour Leo (the sign of drama and emotions). In plain English, this means that any personal issues that have been festering will be illuminated. Time to deal! That goes for celebs and mere mortals alike.

In the case of Kate and Chris, we've made a few predictions on what may have come to light.
-She wanted another baby and he didn't
-He was having a substance abuse issue
-He had an affair with a skanky groupie
-She had an affair with someone whose career was more powerful than hers
-He was wallowing in self-pity and wasn't paying enough attention to her
-He needed time alone to "find himself"

Let's see if any of these guesses come true. For all you astro-junkies out there, we're basing this on the position of their Sun/Saturn issue: hers in the solar fifth house, his in the solar twelfth.

 

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