Demi Moore (Scorpio)’s Struggles
We’re still rooting for Demi Moore, a private Scorpio who is no doubt embarrassed by the public breakdown in the wake of her divorce from Aquarius Ashton Kutcher. Expansive Jupiter is in her seventh house of relationships, but this doesn’t just mean romantic ones. Demi is probably learning from this experience how to open up to other people and lean on them for support. With boundary-blurring Neptune rounding out a 14-year visit to Aquarius, her fourth house of personal affairs, no surprise this has leaked into the public eye. Neptune also rules addictions and substance abuse, so…

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So sad! The roster of Gemini breakups and rifts is getting longer by the day. First, Scorpio Katy Perry and Gemini Russell Brand’s marriage turned sour, and Brand stunned Katy by filing for divorce when they spent the holidays separately. Then, news broke that Johnny Depp was estranged from Capricorn partner Vanessa Paradis, living “sad, separate lives” in spite of having two beautiful kids.

But the biggest shocker was PDA-happy parents Seal (a Pisces) and Gemini Heidi Klum. We never expected those “Project Runway” shears would cut her man…

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Word on the celebrity grapevine is that Gemini Johnny Depp and Capricorn Vanessa Paradis have drifted into separate lives. Whose enquiring mind DOESN’T want to know…will the world’s hottest pirate be up for grabs in the near future?

It’s quite possible. Johnny Depp is a Gemini, and the planets have been sending the zodiac’s Twins through quite a romantic obstacle course lately. Since December 2010, a series of eclipses on the Gemini/Sagittarius axis have illuminated trouble spots in the love lives of people born under this sign. A lunar eclipse on December 10, 2011, may have been the final straw to an issue that has been building for Depp and Paradise since a solar eclipse in Gemini on June 1.  Also, since…

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Halle Berry (Leo) Is Engaged
Congrats to Halle Berry, who’s now engaged to Capricorn Olivier Martinez. There’s something about these two signs, different as they are, that always attracts. Leo and Capricorn are five signs apart, which is a karmic match, so the attraction is never superficial! Gabriel Aubry, father of Halle’s daughter Nahla, is also a Capricorn. However, it can have its challenges, since Leo is so outgoing and glamorous and Capricorn can be a stern, behind-the-scenes type. But when it’s right, it’s really right, and these two may even have been together in past lives. With Leo women, who are famous for multiple marriages and serial monogamy (cue Leo sisters Jennifer Lopez and Madonna), you never know!

Atlanta Housewife Nene Leakes (Sagittarius) to Appear on “Glee”
Go-getter Mars is firing up Sagittarius’ career house, and it looks like Nene Leakes has a new gig: playing a swim coach on “Glee.” We think it’s kinda brilliant, although…

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Nothing Compares 2U? Sagittarius Sinead O’Connor Calls Off Divorce
It’s been 7 hours and 16 days … since Sinead O’Connor got married, filed for divorce, and then decided her fourth marriage was back on again after a night of “lovemaking.” Well, Sagittarius is the zodiac’s bachelorette, so this kind of wild behavior isn’t entirely out of character, especially since there was a total lunar eclipse in Sinead’s marriage house last month. However, there are some wellness issues here to address — and with her ruler, Jupiter, in her health house until June, we hope she tackles them. Just like her Sagittarius signmate Britney Spears, Sinead wed in Vegas and also suffers from bipolar disorder. (In fact, Sinead wed in the very same Little White Wedding Chapel where Britney got hitched in 2004.) Sinead released another bizarro statement, saying, “We decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend again and stay married.” Boyfriend and girlfriend? Or husband and wife? We’re already worried.

Scorpio Katy Perry & Gemini Russell Brand: Splitsville
We have to admit, as fun as this crazy couple seemed, we weren’t gonna bet any money on them. Gemini and Scorpio are five signs apart, which can be a karmic yet challenging match. Despite their public personas, their signs are incredibly different. Scorpio is an intense, internal…

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The economy might be down, but baby making is up! In Chinese astrology, 2012 will be the Year of the Dragon, a time that legends say can bring a lot of important births. It seems some of the celebs out there have been busy preparing. Here’s who will bring little ones into the world next year.

Kourtney Kardashian (Aries)
The eldest Kardashian sister recently announced that she’s expecting baby #2 with Gemini partner Scott Disick. Will it be a brother or a sister for Sagittarius cutie Mason? No idea yet, but Kourtney’s due date is sometime in July. If it’s earlier in the month, the baby will be a Cancer, which is very different than the three current family members’ signs and will introduce a sweeter (but needier) dynamic. If it’s later in July, they’ll have a Leo, which will mean all three Fire signs are represented in the family, and poor Scott (an Air sign) will be outnumbered even more.

Jennifer Garner (Aries)
Jennifer and Leo hubby Ben Affleck will soon bring…

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Model Lauren Scruggs & Mercury Retrograde in Sagittarius
In a freak accident, “Gossip Girl” alum, model and blogger Lauren Scruggs walked into the moving propeller of a plane last weekend, causing severe damage to the left side of her body. She lost her left hand, sustained head injuries and may even lose her left eye. So tragic! Although we couldn’t find her astrological sign, we’re looking at Mercury, ruler of travel and the hands, which is currently retrograde (moving backward) in Sagittarius, ruler of airplanes and also a sign prone to absent-mindedness. Mercury retrograde can cause complications with travel, and with Uranus retrograde in Aries (ruler of the head), this doubled the chances for…

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A couple of weeks ago, we had Libras on the hook for some of the rebellious ways that they were acting out. This week, Aquarius men — most notably, Aquarians Kris Humphries and Ashton Kutcher — are in the hot seat.

The Aquarius man at his best is a humanitarian, best friend and champion of the underdog, and an all-around good dude. On poor behavior, he can be a crude, rude frat boy with a special knack for putting down women and even criticizing their bodies. Ugh!

We admit, we were ready to buy into the spoiled-princess hype about Libra Kim Kardashian at first. After the whole ostentatious “fairy tale” wedding, staged without so much as a nod to the recession, it seemed somehow justified that the marriage fell apart. But after watching the first episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” we remembered that real fairy tales always have a dark and sinister undertone — and this one was no different. But in a twist, it turns out the handsome prince may have been a beast all along.

Sure, they didn’t exactly set things up for success. The couple’s living conditions weren’t newlywed-perfect (sharing a duplex with sister Kourtney, her boyfriend and a toddler). Still, Kris exhibited…

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“DWTS” Finalists: Pisces, Virgo, Gemini
The mutable (flexible) signs are competing for the prize on this season’s “Dancing With the Stars”! It’s down to Virgo Ricki Lake, Pisces Rob Kardashian and Gemini J.R. Martinez. Who will win? Virgos are rhythmic (and tireless workers). Pisces rule the feet and have natural grace (though it wasn’t enough to spare Chaz Bono). Our guess? Martinez. This year, with lucky Jupiter in his 12th house of dance and healing, he has the planetary odds in his favor. He’s also a genuinely moving person, a positive and uplifting spirit who…

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Kim Kardashian (Libra): Running Back to (Pisces) Reggie Bush?
The latest rumor in the ever-churning Kardashian mill is that Kim had dinner with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush a couple of days before her divorce. Possible? Well, sure. Although it seems the sisters K had low hopes for a lasting marriage between Kim and Kris, we can’t imagine they’re rooting for a rebound either (unless we’re talking on the basketball court).

Ex hookup or not, the biggest lesson Libras are learning between now and next October is how to be ALONE. Stern Saturn is in Libra until October 2012, rapping this sign on the knuckles whenever they rush into love, or seek companionship as a means of avoiding their own inner growth. Libras like Kim must master an essential skill for long-term partnership: enjoying the pleasure of autonomy and your own company.

Destabilizing Uranus is retrograde (moving backward) in Kim’s relationship house until December 9, so no surprise if she’s looking to an ex. And Pisces men — who are romantic and comforting, yet impossible…

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