Come one, come all. Britney Spears is set to kick off her “Circus” Tour this Tuesday, March 3rd. Since we DO share a birthday with her (December 2), we can’t help but root for her comeback. Still, we watch with bated breath.

Venus, the planet that rules image and creativity, will be on an unusually long retrograde in Brit’s fifth house of drama and showbiz. This retrograde lasts from March 6 until April 17. The first leg of the tour could be a dazzling display or three ring disaster.

Retrogrades are known for causing snafus and we’re sure to see our share of bloopers here (costume malfunction, anyone?) . The excessive temptations of fame will also be tough for Brit to resist–especially when it comes to romance. Poppa Spears is going to have to keep an eye out for K-Fed replacements vying for his little girl’s affection. Rumor has it that K-Fed may even join his ex-wife on the tour. We do see a strong possibility of a reconciliation between these two while Venus is retrograde in Aries (his sign)…

Here’s the good news. A retrograde spell can be a great time to re-establish one’s image in the public eye. Those Daddy-supervised dance rehearsals could pay off in a big way.

Britney, we’re hoping you make a powerful comeback. We’re way past sick of hearing people sing “Oops, I Did It Again” at karaoke.Give us something fresh to work with.

Please?

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